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Originally Posted by Thinkerbell

Thou shalt have no other games before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, nor any likeness of any player, not even Clonie Gowen.


Thou shalt not take the name of they Lord God in vain, for
the Lord will not hold him guiltless who hath taken his name in vain, and will smite him with 7, 2 offsuit.

Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy, or at least until 9:00 EST.

Honor thy pocket pairs, that thy chips may be tall on the table God has given thee.

Thou shalt not kill, even the player who sucked out on the river and made your trip kings worthless.

Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless the other player is really, really hot).

Thou shalt not steal the blinds with a large pre-flop bet.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy opponent in the form of telling other players how small his personal parts are.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's chips, nor his pocket rockets, nor his position, nor his ability to read you like a book. Oh, and don't forget, no covetting his ass.

HAHAHA, did you just make that up? Wow that is funny.