 I love online poker because....
...I can yelp when I get a really good hand
...I can play in my PJs and bunny slippers
...I can roll my eyes and make other gestures of disrepect when I feel like it
...it's a smoke-free environment
...if I turn the voices off, it's soooo quiet (but of course then I don't get to hear NewAlf say "I'm all in" in his/her sexy voice.)
...it's always there, waiting for me
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