That wasnt that funny... i shall tell a tale of two jokes i have read before. If you have read them, then ah well. If not prepare to laugh.
1. A couple just rented a hotel room on there honeymoon and were about to go to bed and he was going to get some action. Before he does the woman says, "I have to tell you something, im not a virgin", so he reply's, "Thats fine, its common for a girl to not be a virgin these years". So he said, "Well my last husband who i did it with was actually Tiger Woods...". So he looked back and said, "Well thats understandable hes rich and a pretty good looking guy." So then off they went and he got some action.
After the action he went over to the phone to call room service, she asked what he was on the phone for, he replied, "Im calling room service", but she replied, "Thats not what Tiger wood do" "What would Tiger do?" he asked. "He would come back to bed for the second time" she replied. So he gets up hangs the phone and goes back for a second time.
After the second time he goes back to the phone to try to get some room service again. She asked what he was doing, and yet again he replied that he was calling room service. "Tiger wouldnt wouldnt do that, he'd come back for a third time" she replied. So he slammed the phone back down and went back for a third time.
Yet again he goes to the phone and she says, "Are you calling room service again?" but he replies, "No im calling Tiger Woods, i want to know what par this hole is".
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