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Old 03-13-06, 08:45 AM
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Default Why you'll never be as good as Phil Ivey!

Why You'll Never Be Like Phil Ivey......

Phil Ivey plays Russian roulette with a full revolver and still wins!

Phil is so good at math he’s counted to infinity more than once

The reason Mona Lisa has that smile is because of Phil Ivey

Phil Ivey doesn’t use a watch. He decides what time it is.

Phil Ivey doesn’t want to know the odds of getting a super model. For him it’s the odds of getting two at one time.

Phil Ivey can divide 0 into smaller numbers

During the writing of the book “The well of Tears” the author asked his lawyer if he was going to have to pay royalties to Phil Ivey for that title because Phil make them all cry.

Phil Ivey speaks two languages. They are USD and Euro.

Casinos pay Phil Ivey not to take their money.

When Phil Ivey sits down at the table player’s fold at other tables

Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind Phil Ivey is a broke man.

Phil Ivey plays and wins at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

Phil has stolen so much money from people he is being investigated by the FBI

Phil Ivey still doesn’t know what hands beat what in poker. He’s so good he doesn’t need to.

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