Thats good stuff BS. I have heard all of those while playing against people and ripping them for their stupid play. I also like the people who tell you they called because they had 8 or 10 outs. I then ask them..."You mean you actually called knowing you were a huge underdog?" Then they reply, "Yeah." Then I go off on them again and leave crying to myself.
I would like to add one though that I've heard.
"I hit the wrong button and didn't mean to go all in with a bad draw." The next hand they have the same draw they go allin again and suck out. I say, "Let me guess, wrong button again?" "Yeah, damn button." This has happened to me twice. The idiots can't make up a better excuse than that?
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