[quint]

a joke thread for all our funnies would be nice. "I got a million ovem"

[TriptreysNJ]

Just make one, I'm sure people will "hahaha" and "lol" all over it.

[BBP Guru]

Originally Posted by TriptreysNJ

Just make one, I'm sure people will "hahaha" and "lol" all over it.

hahahaha and lol....what a joke

[Graves69]

Originally Posted by BBP Guru

hahahaha and lol....what a joke

Lol, Rofl, Lmao and derivatives thereof.

[theguzette]

ok here we go the first joke that i hope no one gets offended by lol

What is grosser than gross???

When you go to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the toungue
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TheGuzette

[uFearMeDntu]

EWWWWW!!

MINGIN!!

Am gonna have nightmares about that now!

[IvanDrago]

That wasnt that funny... i shall tell a tale of two jokes i have read before. If you have read them, then ah well. If not prepare to laugh.

1. A couple just rented a hotel room on there honeymoon and were about to go to bed and he was going to get some action. Before he does the woman says, "I have to tell you something, im not a virgin", so he reply's, "Thats fine, its common for a girl to not be a virgin these years". So he said, "Well my last husband who i did it with was actually Tiger Woods...". So he looked back and said, "Well thats understandable hes rich and a pretty good looking guy." So then off they went and he got some action.

After the action he went over to the phone to call room service, she asked what he was on the phone for, he replied, "Im calling room service", but she replied, "Thats not what Tiger wood do" "What would Tiger do?" he asked. "He would come back to bed for the second time" she replied. So he gets up hangs the phone and goes back for a second time.

After the second time he goes back to the phone to try to get some room service again. She asked what he was doing, and yet again he replied that he was calling room service. "Tiger wouldnt wouldnt do that, he'd come back for a third time" she replied. So he slammed the phone back down and went back for a third time.

Yet again he goes to the phone and she says, "Are you calling room service again?" but he replies, "No im calling Tiger Woods, i want to know what par this hole is".

End joke

[IvanDrago]

2. A couple were playing some golf and the wife hit the ball so hard it broke a guys window. They rushed up to the house and knocked on the door, but there was no answer. So they opened the door and yelled, "Hello?" and walked on in. In the living room they saw a guy laying down on the couch who said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" "Yes, it was me." said the wife, "I'll pay you for the damage right now". "That wont be neccessary." said the man, "Im a genie and you actually broke me free and because of that i will grant you both 1 wish and im saving the last for me." So they looked at eachother and thought. The husband said, "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "Consider it done" said the genie. "I want a mansion in every country" said the wife, "Its the least i can do for you guys freeing me". So he sat up and thought of his wish. The genie said, "Now for my wish i have not had sex before with a girl and as i've given you these things if you dont mind sir i'd like to take your wife upstairs and have sex with her". They both look at eachother and say its alright since they just got a million dollars a year and a mansion in every country. So he asked if the man could come back within 3-4 hours.

After 3.5 hours they were done upstairs in his bed, and the genie rolled over and asked the wife how old his husband was. "39" she replied, so the genie said, "And he still believes in Genies?"

End joke